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August 24, 2011 / jimnv

And That’s How it Happens

This is adapted from an e-mail but is is very close to the truth…


In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions,

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without Substance.

And darkness was upon the face of State Employees.

And they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”

And the employees then went unto their immediate Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell.”

And the supervisors went unto their Bureau Chiefs saying, “It is a container of organic waste and it is very strong such that none may abide by it.”

And the Bureau Chiefs went unto their Division Administrators saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.”

And the Administrators spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong.”

And the administrators went to the Department Director, saying unto him, “It promotes growth and it is very powerful.”

And the Director went to the Governor, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor Nevada’s economy with very powerful job creation effects.”

And the Governor looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy through Executive Order.

And this is how shit happens…


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